i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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