thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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