Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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