if only i could text you this smell
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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