her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Vodka?
Forever.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
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