just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
