I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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