I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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