His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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