Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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what are you doing with your life
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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