Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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