More tranny stories later!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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