no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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