How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I've blown a few things in my day
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
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