Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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