Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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