It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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