Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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