I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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