Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
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You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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