How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
3pm strippers are depressing
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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