i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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