I wannas sexs uuuuu
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Randomize
