I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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The uberlube is also flammable
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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