I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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