You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i think i have two assholes
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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