When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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