Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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