I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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