Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
we're so committed to being not committed
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot†doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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