I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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