In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i drank out of a bidet.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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