Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I have aggressive nipples.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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