we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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