You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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