Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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