Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It was confusing and full of hummus
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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