she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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