apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Randomize
