I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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