Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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