is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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