Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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