There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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