i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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