Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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