A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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