O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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