weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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