All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My ass is underappreciated
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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