He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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