Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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