Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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