Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Randomize
