I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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