so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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