i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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